Fuck Yeah, Bea Arthur

Maude. Dorothy Zbornak. Hilarity ensues.

May 12, 2014 5:37 pm

Maude on Logo

Absolutely thrilled that Maude has been picked up by Logo! Considering only Season 1 of Maude is available on DVD, this is a great opportunity to watch this classic Bea Arthur series. Here’s the episodes shown during their Happy Mauder’s Day marathon this weekend. NOTE: Many of the episodes had incorrect listings (including Maude’s Mother, which was listed, but not aired… which is a shame since it’s one of my favorites). I’m including those listings in parenthesis.

1. Maude’s Problem [S1E1]
2. Doctor, Doctor [S1E2] (listed as Like Mother, Like Daughter)
3. Like Mother, Like Daughter [S1E4] (listed as Love And Marriage)
4. Love And Marriage [S1E7] (listed as Flashback)
5. Flashback [S1E8] (listed as Walter’s Secret)
6. Walter’s Secret [S1E19] (listed as The Double Standard)
7. The Double Standard [S2E8] (listed as Carol’s Problem)
8. Carol’s Problem [S2E12] (listed Phillip’s Problem)
9. Phillip’s Problem [S2E23] (listed as The Runaway)
10. The Runaway [S2E24] (listed as And Then There Were None)
11. And Then There Were None [S3E17] (listed as Maude’s Mother)
12. Carol’s Promotion [S4E23]
13. The Election [S5E7]
14. Maude’s Foster Child [S6E16]
15. Carol’s Dilemma [S6E18]
16. Phillip’s Mature Romance [S6E21]

June 24, 2012 8:42 am
"I used to think you were the scum of the earth. I have just downgraded my opinion!"

Dorothy Zbornak  (via lux-polaris)
6:31 am 3:58 am

daggerstabinsurance:

I am Dorothy Zbornak

2:05 am June 23, 2012 9:46 pm
  • [Sophia enters the kitchen]
  • Dorothy: Ma, have you finished mailing those invitations yet?
  • Sophia: I just wanted a drink of water, all that stamp licking dries me out!
  • Rose: Why don't you use a sponge?
  • Sophia: Nah, I feel more comfortable drinking out of a glass.
7:33 pm
clairaudientsor:

I love Golden Girls. This will always be my most favorite show, and the greatest show around.

clairaudientsor:

I love Golden Girls. This will always be my most favorite show, and the greatest show around.

(via clairaudientsor-deactivated2013)

12:40 pm
  • Dorothy: Blanche, please. You say that every year and every year we end up with Miami's answer to Meryl Streep: Phyllis Hammerow. She stinks.
  • Rose: Oh, I thought she was terrific last year in "The Diary of Anne Frank"!
  • Dorothy: Oh Rose, please. During the entire second act, the audience kept yelling "SHE'S IN THE ATTIC! SHE'S IN THE ATTIC!"
10:12 am
90skidforever:

Day 2: A show that you wish more people were watching
Golden Girls. Definitely. And I mean like more people I know/ in my age group because seriously, it’s one of my favourite shows ever and everything about it is just so funny and it’s actually the best. Also, Betty White is constantly amazing. 

90skidforever:

Day 2: A show that you wish more people were watching

Golden Girls. Definitely. And I mean like more people I know/ in my age group because seriously, it’s one of my favourite shows ever and everything about it is just so funny and it’s actually the best. Also, Betty White is constantly amazing. 

6:33 am

amillionbeats:

Welcome to the most fabulous music video EVER…IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

First of all, if you have yet to purchase Scissor Sisters’ Magic Hour, what the hell is wrong with you?!!! Secondly, if the sentence “Let’s Have A Kiki” is by now not part of your daily vernacular, then I’m not sure that we can be friends.

Videodrome Discothèque has whipped up a clip for the aforementioned song, and it is, as Ms Ana Matronic put it, EVERYTHING! It’s no exaggeration to say that I wept during the final minute as it climaxed into a montage of Cher, Freddie Mercury, Bea Arthur, LaTrice Royal, Elizabeth Berkley, & Jamie Lee Curtis. And that’s only scratching the surface of what is 4 of the most perfect minutes of just about anything.